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थोडा हंस लो....३+३=८ कैसे

Posted On: 21 Jan, 2011 में

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मेरे एक दोस्त ने एक email भेजा था वो मै आपसे शेयर करना चाहता हु.
This is very hilarious.. Laughter is the best medicine…..

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3+ 3 =8** **
Bataao Kaise? **

Bataao Bataao!

Nahi Pata?!!** * *

Are** **
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!** **

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Teacher: ‘A’ for?**
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI **

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1) Smoking**
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab **

scrolll down

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!** * *

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What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???

think** * *
think* *
think
think* *
think

tired of thinking??? **

Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know” * *

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Whats the opposite of “Pizza Hut”** * *
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okei don’t kill me “Pizza…. Hutna mat” * *

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ok whats the opp of venky’s..** * *

venlocks… * *
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? *

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‘ **Come ‘ **palakrishnan.* *

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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn’t See Me. * *

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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross **
c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start
liking each other..and finally they get married. **
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change y! our wife.* *

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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar* *
nikalega??????? **
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think **
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think…. * *
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geela ho ke nikalega…… * *

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ……..* *

sweets nops

sault nopes* *

think

think** * *

are yaar* *
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei……. * *

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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor? * *
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) **

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an* *
Orange?

think……**
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socho socho
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the answer is ……….

They Both Are Not a Banana !! *



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